Dear Facebook,You make it so easy to stalk people. Why do you have to fuel my internet whoring? Now I can easily find people I don't even know, or randomly stalk someone I stumble upon. Your new search bar now gives me suggestions of people with the same name as my friends, how nice. You make my life so convenient, but you eat up so much of my time. You're like a sour patch kid; so sour, yet so sweet. I love you. You do good things for me, but you are the unhealthiest motherfucker ever.
Sincerely,
Ellen
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