Pool Parties

Dear Santa,

Can I move to Brooklyn, please? What is Brooklyn FDA putting in their food supply that enables so many musical geniuses to spring from the nest of Brooklyn? And why do these geniuses play free shows every Sunday at the East River State Park? Again, can I move there? I know I'm 6 months early for Christmas, so to compensate, I've left out a pina-colada (non-virigin) and Sprinkles cupcakes.

Your favorite Earthling,
Ellen Lu