Sunday, October 18, 2009

English lesson

FOMO (fo.mo): fear of missing out

How to use FOMO in a sentence: This weekend I had intense FOMO.

Why did I have intense FOMO this weekend, you may ask. Well, I was having a bad case of FOMO, because everyone in my family was in Texas attending my cousin's half-a-million-dollar wedding, and I was stuck here in Irvine, because I was too chicken shit to miss school. THAT is why I have intense FOMO. Can you imagine how good the food must be at a half-a-million-dollar wedding? Probably pretty fucking good, but I wouldn't know, because I didn't get to attend the half-a-million-dollar wedding.

--Edit--

Besides my Houston case of FOMO, I also had a San Francisco case of FOMO. Yeah, you know that music festival called Treasure Island? Yeah, didn't get to go to that either, but a shit ton of my friends did, and all I can do is ogle at their photos and videos. Lovely.

Sincerely,
LNLU

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