Celibacy?

Today, a friend of mine (who will stay anonymous) confessed to me that she wanted to be preggers, and that she couldn't wait to push a baby out of her vagina. She then proceeded to tell me that she was going to stay celibate till marriage, and that she was going to substitute sex with masturbation. Jokingly, I told her I would buy her a cheap wooden dildo. Stupid of me to joke, because she then told me she prefered ones that wiggled. Gross. Gross. Gross. End of story.

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On a happier note, here's a song!



Weird video, but good song. I'm still kicking myself for not seeing Shiny Toy Guns before Carah left. The new singer is just not the same. Oh well, at least Carah is starting her own band, which at point, is sounding pretty good!